zidane

zidane
1. (zidane) (1162↑, 172↓)
1. the soccer star from the France team 2. to [headbutt] someone, like Zidane did during the final game against Italy in the 2006 Fifa Cup

Don't make me Zidane you bitch\!

2. (Zidane) (966↑, 239↓)
To headbutt someone in the chest during a crucial moment.

Player 1: Give me the ball. Player 2: No. Player 1: Don't make me go Zidane on you.

3. (zidane) (779↑, 401↓)
World's best footie player
4. (zidane) (554↑, 329↓)
The best soccer player to ever play the sport, the Algerian gave Arabs across the world a great name in soccer. We love you ZIZOU

Zidane is the best to ever grace the pitch Zidane can shoot you're a pro if you can pass like Zidane

5. (zidane) (436↑, 254↓)
1. Head of Steel 2. A God

Zidane's lethal header into that unworthy italian player was amazing. It was hilarious to watch him fold down like a card table onto the grass.

Author: ZinedineZidaneIsaGod http://zidane.urbanup.com/1852952
6. (Zidane) (246↑, 106↓)
1. (verb) To hit someone in their centre of mass with one's head. Derived from the FIFA World Cup final between France and Italy, in which french player Zinedine Zidane headbutted (or "Zidaned") an italian player in the chest, arguably costing the French team the game. (Synonyms: headbutt) 2. (verb) To utterly defeat an opponent. (synonyms: pwn, own)

1. "In curling, it is illegal to Zidane players of the opposing team." 2. "I completely Zidane'd that newb at Counter-Strike."

Author: Jesus' Homeboy http://zidane.urbanup.com/1857840
7. (zidane) (257↑, 174↓)
1) (name) Captain of the French National Football team during the World Cup 2006. Apparently has a sister involved in not-so-Catholic activities. We know nothing about his mother. 2) (verb) to zidane someone/something: Irrational act of head butting during a crucial moment and being caught in the act by a third-party. 3) (verb) to go zidane: Act of accusing people of saying "bad things" about you and your family and not having the balls of saying what those exact words are to the media, leaving millions of fans in limbo and frustrated.

Judge: Defendant how do you explain your actions? Defendant: Your honour, I was full of rage. He said bad things about my momma. The only thing I can think of was to zidane him in the nuts. Judge: What did he say exactly? Defendant: Bad words. I can't repeat. Judge: Don't you go zidane on me\!\!\!

8. (Zidane) (76↑, 37↓)
a soccer player, who headbutted Materazzi in the World Cup Final, and ,incidentally, the first Frenchman in a uniform to attack someone since World War II. Also a verb, refers to the act of breaking a man's sternum with your own head.

Woah, you better not piss off Zidane. or The reason my ribs are broken is because a kid on another team zidaned me.

9. (zidane) (72↑, 41↓)
the greatest footie player ever\! he deeks the shit out of everyone and left with a punch\!(or shud i say headbutt)

zidane headbutted materazzi cuz materazzi said he had a sex sandwich wid zidane's mom n daughter then zidane call him mario and headbutted him

10. (zidane) (11↑, 6↓)
To headbutt someone during frustration

Person A: I'm going to fuck your mom if you lose this scoccer game Person B: *zidanes person a*

11. (Zidane) (4↑, 5↓)
To head butt someone with extreme force

I will "zidane" you so hard that you will fall to the ground

12. (zidane) (145↑, 146↓)
1. To lose ones mind at the worst possible time. 2. To be ignorant enough to make a move that gets a spot in the Urban dictionary definition data base. 3. To head-butt a victim in the chest, knocking the wind out of them. For best results, aim for the ribs/heart so they may fall over in pain. 4. To go beserk on [the man]. 5. To over react on something trivial.

1. Upon losing the election, Howard Dean went Zidane on the winner, cursing him and insulting his mother. 2. He head butted an Italian player, thus making multiple people make entries on [Urban Dictionary]. 3. Losing his temper, Rich pulled a Zidane into Kevin's chest, breaking two of his ribs and knocking him out cold. 4. Upon losing all of his money and job, Jane went Zidane on the man. 5. I called Brendan a dumb ass after he answered a question wrong about the discoveries of Neils Bohr and he started to Zidane.

13. (Zidane) (6↑, 11↓)
A sexual act of repeatedly headbutting or physically inserting your cranium in a females vagina.

guy 1: Dude did you see that janie's gaping vagina? guy 2: yea i totally gave her the zidane all night guy 1: nice i oughta try that out

14. (Zidane) (63↑, 72↓)
To headbutt near the end of the FIFA World Cup, causing your team to suffer during penalty kicks, and having the shittiest retirement in the history of soccer.

Italian player: "Blah, blah, blah, YOUR MOM\!\!" Zidane: *Headbutt* Italian player: "You dumbshit, you cost your team the game\!"

15. (zidane) (120↑, 133↓)
The Monkey tailed lead character of final fantasy ix.

"You don't need a reason to help people." -Zidane

16. (Zidane) (41↑, 62↓)
The ZIDANE is the latest in explosive sexual techniques, where one partner lies on top of the other's back and places their head in between the buttocks of the other partner. The head is then pushed as hard as possible into the dirty starfish until the partner lying face down screams out "you DIRTY terrorist\!\!", which indicates that the Z spot was hit. This move is also called the "Head2Butt", and can be used as a noun or a verb.

Noun usage: Howie knew he performed the Zidane magnificiently when Cecil yelled out "you mother fucking DIRTY terrorist\!\!" while sweating from his teeth. Verb usage: Howie opened his buttcheeks with his sweaty palms in anticipation of being Zidaned by Cecil.

17. (zidane) (13↑, 51↓)
1. Smelly French punk who got pissed off and headbutted an Italian player in the final game of the World Cup tournament. 2. To headbutt someone like Zinedine Yazid Zidane.

Dude that kid is Zinedine Zidane.

18. (zidane) (81↑, 125↓)
Large or growing bald spot on usually occurring on back of head.

Damn, John your zidane is getting bigger everyday\!

19. (zidane) (44↑, 103↓)
A great soccer player. However, in the World Cup 2006, he hit an Italian players chest and received a red card. A bright career ended with a worst note ever. He retired in an upset wa

Zidane is a French soccer player

20. (Zidane) (38↑, 102↓)
verb: To emotionally manipulate an individual or party during either a crucial moment or decision process, so as to elicit an angry or violent response, which leads to an advantageous upperhand for an opposing party or rival. noun: An individual who is emotionally perturbed intentionly but underhandedly by a rival so as to gain an upperhand in a social or compettitive standing.

"John was totally played during the conference and made to loose his temper. He got totally Zidaned by his competition and looked the fool for it." "He's smart but can be quite a Zidane and provoked to stupid acts when stressed and taunted when the pressure's on."

Author: EverescentBlue http://zidane.urbanup.com/1854526
21. (zidane) (36↑, 106↓)
A sore loser. His winning goal in the 1998 World Cup caused strong anti-immigration fervor in France but now, because France was defeated by Italy, is a hero to those same hypocrites.

Like a true sore loser, Zidane heatbutted Matarazzi because the French can't stand to be defeated.

22. (zidane) (58↑, 156↓)
Don't let all those "Zidane is a Genome" losers fool you. Zidane is really a monkey.

Zidane is SUCH a monkey.

23. (zidane) (18↑, 165↓)
High pinging bastard, scouts me in the head all the time which pisses me off, but glock him and that he doesnt like.

"zidane how did u miss that u laggy git\!"

Author: Not El_Hef...Honest http://zidane.urbanup.com/182652
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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